Scene: A barren wasteland. A lone figure stands naked, staring defiantly up into the sun. This figure is holstering

s o m e t h i n g f e a r f u l l y f a n c y l i k e,

a piece of grass quivers between clenched teeth.

Tumbleweed kicks its way across the frame as that one song from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly begins to play

Suspense builds

Lo! the figure speaks!

RIGHT NOW! IF YOU’RE GONNA TAKE ME THEN

YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT A TAKIN’

THAT THEM ARE GONNA SAY

“what a right well taking it was”

The grass is spit out; a smile spreads across the figure’s face